Slapping Machine

By Anisha Sharma –

Slapping machine oh the slapping machine

The most perfect machine that has ever been seen !!

for the teachers I mean

whenever she says to any one

Darling come outside and I will give you a prize

This means you are going to get a big bash tonight

there is no prize

But there is a surprise alright a painful one yeah that’s right

A surprise that includes a big red hand on your face !

A surprise that includes sitting in the nurse’s office all day !

But one fateful day darling Timmy made a grave mistake by saying miss you are wrong that E is an S

and so, you are incorrect

The teacher became a volcano and started to burst

out of the class now Timmy!

 everyone said

oh, me oh my

they could hear the voice of the slaps inside out

Is Timmy going to be alright

Then after 5 minutes of time

 they heard the teacher cry oh me Oh my save me I’m going to die

they went out and saw what had happened

The machine was broken

 And started hitting in the other direction, on teachers face!

 The sight of Timmy laughing in school

Meant it was an end to this madness

Timmy started shouting silly teachers don’t even know what you are saying !

You tell us to charge and maintain our gadgets so they don’t break

 But in the end your science was the one that proved wrong   

your gadgets are working even better now

and today you’re  gonna get the taste of your own medicine

Charge!! Timmy shouted and everyone brought out their lunch bananas apples and eggs

 Which were all going to go on top of the teacher’s head

Woohoo!! They said which meant the biggest war in history had begun

In the end  the teacher  looked like a Messy  wearied out gargoyle

 which made her even madder, but she couldn’t do anything as she didn’t have her weapon beside her

 just then the school Bell rang and everyone ran home leaving the messy teacher all on her own

she cried mommyyyyy!! Save meee !!

But instead of getting saved she got fired from her job

And after all this madness the students started laughing and said –

Slapping machine oh the slapping machine

The most perfect machine that has ever been seen!!

-Anisha Sharma, Grade 6, Tagore International School